Wedding photography prices
Prices start at £4,500
Don't you have any cheaper packages ? No sorry, we do not cut corners or do things on the cheap.
The bar is set at £4,500 to filter out the type of potential customer who would have have their reception at a seedy social club; who calls the photographer "mate",
and would have horrid children sliding across the dance floor on their knees.
Sorry, I will not have ill educated loud-mouthed people as clients turning what should be a pleasant occasion into a Friday night drunken brawl, & those who think Paradise Lost is a football result.
It is expected that clients hold the photographer in sufficient esteem to listen to advice, do as they are politely asked and not have a stand up row with the photographer on their wedding day.
Those who do not know it should be lawful impediment & not awful impediment are also beyond the pale.
Ah! yes, and those who do not understand satire
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